1 “There’s a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, Honey. You Just Haven’t Thought of It Yet” - Panic! At the Disco
2 “Oh, You Are the Roots That Sleep Beneath My Feet and Hold the Earth in Place” - Bright Eyes
3 “I Slept With Someone in Fall Out Boy and All Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me” - Fall Out Boy
4 “But When the Little Fellow Came Close, and Put Both Arms Around His Mother, and Kissed Her in an Appealing Boyish Fashion, She Was Moved to Tenderness” - I Can Make a Mess Like Nobody’s Business
5 “The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You’re Going to Have to Leave Now, or, I Have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are off Our Lands!” -Sufjan Stevens